Laurie Denness

Laurie Denness
Team Lead, Bloomberg LP

Website | @lozzd

Laurie Denness is a British Technical Team Lead, currently working at Bloomberg LP, previously staff operations engineer at Etsy. He can often be seen looking at or creating graphs, stalking his coworkers to collect on-call sleep-habit data, or using multiple CDNs for fun and profit. Laurie likes graphs, Hadoop clusters, monitoring, and sarcasm. He once wore a onesie while giving a talk about how on-calls affect your employees and ways to fix it at 2014’s Velocity CA. Earlier in his career, he enjoyed streaming mp3s to millions of people at


Keynote, Operations and Culture, Web Performance
Location: Hall 1 B/C Level:
Andreas Grabner (Dynatrace), Laurie Denness (Bloomberg LP)
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  • Compuware Corporation
  • dynaTrace
  • Keynote Systems
  • New Relic
  • Citrix Systems
  • Google
  • Apica
  • AppDynamics
  • CDNetworks
  • Cotendo
  • Dyn Inc.
  • ImmobilienScout24
  • Spil Games
  • Dyn Inc.

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