How can I abstract the 5 minutes without giving the whole presentation away ? I know that jokes inside conference presentation titles are not favored, but this one begs for something along the lines of I Can Haz Cheezeburger.

Fixed row format and dynamic row format along with mysiamcheck, the tricks shown will actually educate and for folks with specific needs some useful use cases may present themselves.

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Tom Hanlon

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Tom Hanlon is has been a senior instructor at MySQL and has been teaching MySQL and assorted FOSS topics such as Apache, PHP , and Linux for since 2001. In addition I have been building and maintaining MySQL based applications since the MySQL 3.2 era.

  • EnterpriseDB
  • Amazon Web Services
  • Clustrix
  • Continuent
  • Facebook
  • HTI Consultoria e Tecnologia
  • Monty Program
  • Percona
  • Rackspace Hosting
  • Schooner Information Technology
  • SkySQL
  • Xeround

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